Chocolate poem

my chocolate POEMS

Chocolate, the dark brown
Sometimes yellowish-bieige
Coloured candy

How can you be so awful
Yet so wonderful
OH chocolate

When one puts you in
One's mouth, you taste
Divine to a point where
One gets addicted to
Your awesome taste
And all you do is get
Them fat

Is that the pay back (revenge)
You give to one when thy
like you ?

Humans will never stop
Eating you, because you're
Divine....
You melt gently and slowly
In one's mouth,bringing
Happiness and smiles
To their face,taking their
Stress and anger away
OH chocolate,CHOCOLATE

Oh chocolate
 

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1.ke ntse ke tswa go reka lunch ha C.B.D.
i saw a grown up lady le a young boy(aged around 5).
what attracted my attention ke go utlwa mosadimogolo
a ntse a raya mosimanyana wa teng a ntse a re:
"Degree, stop it please"
something came to my mind: why mosimanyana o a bitswa such a great name!?
then i greeted mosadimogolo n later asked:
"this boy looks so bright, why le mmitsa Degree?"
mosadimogolo; ngwanaka(me), selelo le khuranyo ya meno.
we sent his mother to varsity, that's what she got for us(pointing at the boy).
i was so hurt n i called this boy Degree since mmagwe a paletswe ke gotla ka tsone!

2.*blast from the past*
Diane tsa segompieno......reloaded
- Kgakakgolo ga ke na mabala......Maybe ke colour-blind
-Meno mašweu......Thanx to Colgate
-Moja morago..... Ke Bari
- Se bone tholwana borethe... .. E tshwana le tennis ball.
-Mosadi ke tšhwene o...... Dula ko Pretoria zoo
-Sedikwa ke ntsa pedi... Ke go lomiwa fela
-Mmangwana o tshwara... madi a maintenance
- Tsela kgopo... .. ga e na Skontiri
- Sekhukhuni se bonwa ke. ....Daily news
- Se se nkganang.. ( i like this one)_ A: Ke tlo se Reipa
- Le fa o ka e buela leopeng... Scorpions se tlo go tshwara...
-Gaabo motho ... Ke moo a tswaletsweng gona
-Phiri ya mekoke mebedi..... Re e tseela o one.......

3.Nako nngwe a santse a bala 1....Nthabiseng abo a latela teachara a batla go itse sengwe
nthabiseng: teacher a mama o kgona go ithwala(get pregnant) ??
teacher: o na le dingwaga tse kahe??
nthabiseng: tse 37 teacher: ee o a kgona
nthabiseng: nkgonne wa ngwanyana ene?
teacher: o na le dignwaga tse kahe??
nthabiseng:tse 16 teacher: ee ngwanaka.....o a kgona
nthabiseng: nna? morutabana: o na le dingwaga tse kahe neh ngwanaka?
nthabiseng: tse 6 teacher :hehe nnyaya ngwanaka ga o kgone
lemogang o ne a ntse a iphitlhile ka fa morago
ga setilo ke fa o goa a re ''waa bona?? ke go reile kare oska wara!!"
 

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1.Matome obe a dutse kgaufi le ausie Nkele ko taxing
Matome ke ge a mo kgahlile a leka go mosebela ka ge
abe a sa nyake gore banamedi ba kwe gore obolela eng le Nkele
Matome : Ausie ka mokgoa woo olego pila ka gona
ebile ke hloka maitswaro nna kea go rata. Are ratane hle kea go kopa
Nkele : [shouting] Abuti wee tlogela go ntswenya
ga ke nyake. Kgane Y onkgapeletsa na nxaaa
Matome abona gore banamedi ba mo lebeletse ke ge are
?Ausie wee ka kgopelo kere bula lefestere leo
otlapile asseblief maan ,okgahlwa ke re nkgelwa na. Jeeeer
Phogole

2.Matome wanted 2 enlarge his 4-5 n
he went 2 a sangoma.D sangoma
said no problem n he gave him some muti.He also said when he is
going home any animal he point at,his 4-5 will b like dat
animal.@1st he saw a rabbit n he ddnt point at it(2small)n he also
saw a dog n he ddnt point at it (2small again)At last he saw a
donkey n he pointed@it immediately n when hn heard
movements in d trousers he smiled alone.Later at home he
called d wife 4sex n 2surprise her (coz she was always complaining
of his small organ)When he took off his trousers the wife
fainted..lol not becoz of the size of the 4-5 but matome had
mistakenly pointed 2a female donkey on d way!
Peace

3.Operator: "Thank you for calling Scooter's Pizza. May I have your ..."
Customer: "Halloo, can I order?"
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eish ....., hold on .....eh.... 698-45-54610 ..."
Operator : "OK... you're .... Mr Sfiso Majola and you're calling from
17 Retief Street. Your home number is 011 403 2366, your office 011 764
2302 and your mobile is 082 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the System Sir."
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records,
you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol levels, Sir."
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer: "OK I give up ... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is R149.99!
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank R5 720.55 since June last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives."
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawals today."
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait
you can always come and collect it on your Green Double Cab ...."
Customer: "What!" Operator : "According to the details in the system,
you own a Nissan Double Cab, ... registration number NRB 132 GP ....."
Customer: " Fsek, man. O mpolella matlakala. neh!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on the 15th July 1987?
You were convicted for using abusive language to a policeman.
I need not tell you what happened to you at Kroonstad Prison" Customer: [Speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing ...... by the way ... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic ... "
Customer: "Please cancel the order, ke tla ja sphatlho"
Operator : "Should I remind you how much fat there is in that township take-away of yours?...
Customer: "Forget it man, ke tla robala ke tlala"
Operator : "Good for you ma friend... it will help you lose that weight you are struggling with...
Shabi

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  1.umemba ebetshaya'ebuya endlini evela emsebenzini umfazi eleskomba
....umfazi wezwa igedi livulwa weqa leskomba laso sazama ukugqoka
kanti okungumfazi sokuleplani kudala kwatshela isikomba ukuthi "wena ungagqoki
ngena espeya sabantwana" iskomba laso sangena chop chop umfazi walandel
a lengubo enhle wembathisa iskomba sakhe...isimanga yikuthi
wamtshiya izibunu ziphandle egcekeni wasitshela
isikomba ukuthi singakhulumi njalo singambathi lezibunu...usamfana
wangena wahle watshelwa ukuthi umamazala usespeya sabantwana
uyagula utshiywe ngosbare babuyela...."ngcono likhulumise
umama espeya baba lingakabuyeli emsebenzini baba"..usamfana
wayakhona espeya wahle wathola umnyango uvuliwe wathi ethi
uyabingelela wahle wahlangana lezibunu wabuyela masinya...uyambuza umfazi
"limkhulumisile na umama" kwaba nzima ukuthi umemba atsho
ukuthi uthole izibunu ziphandle wazwakala ethi "yah umama akezwa
kuhle lamuhla sibili, hambelala laye espeya mina
ngizalala labantwana emain bedroom"

2.UMavuso wayeseziphekela yedwa lokumfana kwakhe
umaMlilo epheka labantwabakhe yiyo impilo eyayisiphilwa lapha ekhaya.
Kwakhasakhasa okuSgubhu kwaya kwabambelela kwakhulanyana.
0makhelwane babefisa ukumgcina uSgubhu kodwa uSkhotheni
wayengafuni lakho wayecabanga ukuthi omunye umuntu
wayengeke amphathe ngendlela yena ayemphethe ngayo umtanakhe.
Nanko kusiya kuzamanyana ukuhamba kwaze kwaya kwaqina
.Abanye abantwana nxa beqala ukufunda
ukukhuluma baqala ngokuthi mama uSgubhu okwakhe
kwaba lusizi wayezambiza lowo mama embonaphi emazelaphi ngakho
waqala ngokuthi Baba. Baqinisile ma bethi intandanenhle ngekhothwa ngunina
ngabe phela wayekhona unina wayezamnika uthando njengabobonke
omama kubantwababo. Bonke abantu bakuleyondawo
babekubona lokho umaMlilo ayekwenza uSkhotheni lomntanakhe
kodwa bafele ngaphakathi njengephilisi besabe ukumkhuza ngoba
lalingakutshonela emini. UmaMlilo wayethi angakukhomba
ngomunwe kwakumele uyelabhela ngembuzi nxa kungenjalo
lalikutshonela usukwelamathonga. Ngelinye ilanga uSgubhu esekhulakhulile
wayeselanda iminyaka eyisithupha esebonabona nje okunye
besehlathini loyise wezwakala uyise ethi
;"mfanawami Sgubheqolo sondela lapha:"wasondela uSgubhu
ecabanga nje ukuthi uyise uyamdlalisa njengenjayelo.;"Wamgaxa
okungamaketane okuncane kwegolide okubili okuhlala entanyene wasethi
';"Mfanawami lezizinto ziligugu uzigcine kahle uzifihle
zizakusiza empilweni yizinto ezidulayo lami ngaziphiwa
ngabelungu ababezothenga inkomo kimi namuhla ngizinika wena
;" Khifikhifi-iiiiiiiiii nguSkhotheni esehlisa izinyembezi sokusala ukuthi azibambe
:"Waseqhubeka :"mfanawami mina sengikukhulisile
usukhulile nxa usungaka ngoba mina akusensukuzatshwala
ukuthi ngilale umzimba wami ngiyawuzwa uyangitshela;"Hayi zehla
kuSkhotheni lapho ke loSgubhu zehla lakuye phelamadoda ukubona
indoda ende eyayingangoSkhotheni ikhala kwakuzwisa ubuhlungu
kakhulu. Bakhala uyise lomntwana kwaswelakala ozathulisa omunye
. Waphinde waqonqosela ukuthi lezizinto ayemnike zona azifihle zingabonwamuntu
zizomsiza ekukhuleni. ":Hayi baba ngizalala lawe angifuni ukulala ngedwa ungangitshiyi
ngizahamba lawe baba ungangitshiyi ngokuSgubhu kukhala
ngemva kokuqonqosela kukayise kwazise kwakuzwile
kodwa kungazwisisanga *asihlangane kusasa

3.uNgadi wayethi angahlala akhumbule abazalibakhe zehle izinyembezi.
Mina ngendlela engangibona ngayo lengqondo yayisithathela kude into
ayengayikhohlwa yikuthandaza ngoba ngikhumbula ngobunye ubusuku
wathandaza waze wakhala inyembezi ethi kungcono Nkosi uthathe
umphefumulo ngoba sengizwile. Wathi eqeda lapho wathi UJEHOVA UNGUMALUSI WAMI.
"Sawubona mfowethu;:kubingelela omunye udade eqondise kuNgadi"kwangathi
ulahlekile kanti futhi ungathi ngiyakufanisa,
awusuki koGodlwayo omnyama umahlabayithwale nje wena?"Kuqhuba lodade"
."Ungifanisa lobani owangaphi kwakoGodlwayo?"NguNgadi esondela
secabanga ukuthi sethole umuntu ozomlayela uNgiga."Mina ngibuya eFilabusi eSanali
kanti igama lami ngingu PERCY MPOFU kodwa sengikhohliwe lapho engakubona
khona"kutsho lodade owayefake izicathulo ezinde lesiketi esifana lokwangaphezulu,l
o noma kanjani ungumongikazi nanoma kuthiwa into ziyafana nguNgadi ezama
ukubuyisa ingqondo ecabangisisa kahle.
Wezwa kubhakuza esifubeni uNgadi ngokukhulunyiswa ngumuntu obonakala ephezulu
ngokwempilo kantifuthi lomuntu ungathi uyamazi. Bamba nansi I 10rand uzathenga isinkwa
sizokhuluma kwelinye ilanga mangabe ngiphinda ngikubona"'
wabonga wangaqedi uNgadi lomuntu owayezihambela wadlula kanjalo wathi
ujahe emsebenzini. Wathenga sona isinkwa wadinga lamanzi wanatha wazizwa eqina
wathi ukubamba ivesi lakhe ngenhliziyo qede wazulazula phela bathi oluzulayo
luyadobha. Kulamalanga wayesehambela endaweni zase Beria ehamba ngo
Abel isitalada athi engafika kwenye indawo mangabe usulanda u Tudhohope kulendawo
okuphekwa khona amapapa afike acele ukubagezisela izitsha lamabhodo bamnike ipapa ayelala
ngesibomvu. Lapho ayehamba khona wayesehamba evule amehlo ethi uzabona uNgiga kodwa
lutho Ngiga ukubonakala phela abantu banengi egoli kanti futhi wawungeke usamazi uNgadi
wena ngendlela ayeseyiyona.***siyazigoqa lana namhlanje***asihlangane
ngoluzayo....iNkosi ibe nani buthongo obuhle kininonke.

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1.umemba ebetshaya'ebuya endlini evela emsebenzini umfazi eleskomba
....umfazi wezwa igedi livulwa weqa leskomba laso sazama ukugqoka
kanti okungumfazi sokuleplani kudala kwatshela isikomba ukuthi "wena ungagqoki
ngena espeya sabantwana" iskomba laso sangena chop chop umfazi walandel
a lengubo enhle wembathisa iskomba sakhe...isimanga yikuthi
wamtshiya izibunu ziphandle egcekeni wasitshela
isikomba ukuthi singakhulumi njalo singambathi lezibunu...usamfana
wangena wahle watshelwa ukuthi umamazala usespeya sabantwana
uyagula utshiywe ngosbare babuyela...."ngcono likhulumise
umama espeya baba lingakabuyeli emsebenzini baba"..usamfana
wayakhona espeya wahle wathola umnyango uvuliwe wathi ethi
uyabingelela wahle wahlangana lezibunu wabuyela masinya...uyambuza umfazi
"limkhulumisile na umama" kwaba nzima ukuthi umemba atsho
ukuthi uthole izibunu ziphandle wazwakala ethi "yah umama akezwa
kuhle lamuhla sibili, hambelala laye espeya mina
ngizalala labantwana emain bedroom"

2.UMavuso wayeseziphekela yedwa lokumfana kwakhe
umaMlilo epheka labantwabakhe yiyo impilo eyayisiphilwa lapha ekhaya.
Kwakhasakhasa okuSgubhu kwaya kwabambelela kwakhulanyana.
0makhelwane babefisa ukumgcina uSgubhu kodwa uSkhotheni
wayengafuni lakho wayecabanga ukuthi omunye umuntu
wayengeke amphathe ngendlela yena ayemphethe ngayo umtanakhe.
Nanko kusiya kuzamanyana ukuhamba kwaze kwaya kwaqina
.Abanye abantwana nxa beqala ukufunda
ukukhuluma baqala ngokuthi mama uSgubhu okwakhe
kwaba lusizi wayezambiza lowo mama embonaphi emazelaphi ngakho
waqala ngokuthi Baba. Baqinisile ma bethi intandanenhle ngekhothwa ngunina
ngabe phela wayekhona unina wayezamnika uthando njengabobonke
omama kubantwababo. Bonke abantu bakuleyondawo
babekubona lokho umaMlilo ayekwenza uSkhotheni lomntanakhe
kodwa bafele ngaphakathi njengephilisi besabe ukumkhuza ngoba
lalingakutshonela emini. UmaMlilo wayethi angakukhomba
ngomunwe kwakumele uyelabhela ngembuzi nxa kungenjalo
lalikutshonela usukwelamathonga. Ngelinye ilanga uSgubhu esekhulakhulile
wayeselanda iminyaka eyisithupha esebonabona nje okunye
besehlathini loyise wezwakala uyise ethi
;"mfanawami Sgubheqolo sondela lapha:"wasondela uSgubhu
ecabanga nje ukuthi uyise uyamdlalisa njengenjayelo.;"Wamgaxa
okungamaketane okuncane kwegolide okubili okuhlala entanyene wasethi
';"Mfanawami lezizinto ziligugu uzigcine kahle uzifihle
zizakusiza empilweni yizinto ezidulayo lami ngaziphiwa
ngabelungu ababezothenga inkomo kimi namuhla ngizinika wena
;" Khifikhifi-iiiiiiiiii nguSkhotheni esehlisa izinyembezi sokusala ukuthi azibambe
:"Waseqhubeka :"mfanawami mina sengikukhulisile
usukhulile nxa usungaka ngoba mina akusensukuzatshwala
ukuthi ngilale umzimba wami ngiyawuzwa uyangitshela;"Hayi zehla
kuSkhotheni lapho ke loSgubhu zehla lakuye phelamadoda ukubona
indoda ende eyayingangoSkhotheni ikhala kwakuzwisa ubuhlungu
kakhulu. Bakhala uyise lomntwana kwaswelakala ozathulisa omunye
. Waphinde waqonqosela ukuthi lezizinto ayemnike zona azifihle zingabonwamuntu
zizomsiza ekukhuleni. ":Hayi baba ngizalala lawe angifuni ukulala ngedwa ungangitshiyi
ngizahamba lawe baba ungangitshiyi ngokuSgubhu kukhala
ngemva kokuqonqosela kukayise kwazise kwakuzwile
kodwa kungazwisisanga *asihlangane kusasa

3.uNgadi wayethi angahlala akhumbule abazalibakhe zehle izinyembezi.
Mina ngendlela engangibona ngayo lengqondo yayisithathela kude into
ayengayikhohlwa yikuthandaza ngoba ngikhumbula ngobunye ubusuku
wathandaza waze wakhala inyembezi ethi kungcono Nkosi uthathe
umphefumulo ngoba sengizwile. Wathi eqeda lapho wathi UJEHOVA UNGUMALUSI WAMI.
"Sawubona mfowethu;:kubingelela omunye udade eqondise kuNgadi"kwangathi
ulahlekile kanti futhi ungathi ngiyakufanisa,
awusuki koGodlwayo omnyama umahlabayithwale nje wena?"Kuqhuba lodade"
."Ungifanisa lobani owangaphi kwakoGodlwayo?"NguNgadi esondela
secabanga ukuthi sethole umuntu ozomlayela uNgiga."Mina ngibuya eFilabusi eSanali
kanti igama lami ngingu PERCY MPOFU kodwa sengikhohliwe lapho engakubona
khona"kutsho lodade owayefake izicathulo ezinde lesiketi esifana lokwangaphezulu,l
o noma kanjani ungumongikazi nanoma kuthiwa into ziyafana nguNgadi ezama
ukubuyisa ingqondo ecabangisisa kahle.
Wezwa kubhakuza esifubeni uNgadi ngokukhulunyiswa ngumuntu obonakala ephezulu
ngokwempilo kantifuthi lomuntu ungathi uyamazi. Bamba nansi I 10rand uzathenga isinkwa
sizokhuluma kwelinye ilanga mangabe ngiphinda ngikubona"'
wabonga wangaqedi uNgadi lomuntu owayezihambela wadlula kanjalo wathi
ujahe emsebenzini. Wathenga sona isinkwa wadinga lamanzi wanatha wazizwa eqina
wathi ukubamba ivesi lakhe ngenhliziyo qede wazulazula phela bathi oluzulayo
luyadobha. Kulamalanga wayesehambela endaweni zase Beria ehamba ngo
Abel isitalada athi engafika kwenye indawo mangabe usulanda u Tudhohope kulendawo
okuphekwa khona amapapa afike acele ukubagezisela izitsha lamabhodo bamnike ipapa ayelala
ngesibomvu. Lapho ayehamba khona wayesehamba evule amehlo ethi uzabona uNgiga kodwa
lutho Ngiga ukubonakala phela abantu banengi egoli kanti futhi wawungeke usamazi uNgadi
wena ngendlela ayeseyiyona.***siyazigoqa lana namhlanje***asihlangane
ngoluzayo....iNkosi ibe nani buthongo obuhle kininonke.

 

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  1.Ona le Lezimbabwe le lengwe bare ke "SHANGWARU" a le kgone khelobedu
... Le ro kgona ore "Ke laaka leo" Yatla nako bare Ba nyaka monna yo ba ka mmeyao Kgoshi...
Yomongwe monna A re "e kaba bttr reka beya Shangwaru
" ba botsisa shangwaru ba re "shangwaru wa dumela oba Kgoshi? Shangwaru a re "ke laka leo.
" bare ok O lukile.... Then matjatji atla nako E sepela...
Someone be a pategile soding... A ro Le beya "khesopagolo"
, yo mongwe a re a feta kuwa a khumana Phasela yela soding...
Then baya kgoro ,Ba botjisa Kgoshi bare
" mongwe o bile khesopa golo kuwa soding wena oreng ka taba yeo?
" Shangwaru a re "KE LAKA LEO" LOL NAMILE ba montsa bo kgoshing,
now kgoshi ke "malonto" #LOL NO NAME#.

2.Mokgadi oile a ngwala Newspapeng ya daily-sun ore onyaka monna
yo akase motiyego ibile wagose sepele kudu ka morago a matxatxi wa kokota
monna lebating la mokgadi,, oile ga bula a kumana ele motho wago hloka matsogo le maoto,,
mokgadi a re" kele tusa ka eng papa" monna a re"ke tlile ka taba yela ya newspaper
ke boni gore kenna yo omo nyakago"
mokgadi a re"bjale mpeteng leya go bereka bjane lele so? ".
Monna a re "kane o njiya bjang mosadi,, obona okare mo lebating Ke kokotile ka eng Makwala.

3.Ee Ahh! Obe ona le monna yomongwe a rata dikuku 2much...
Abona gore ge aka phela ka dikuku plan ke gore aye kerekeng ya Zione...
Monna yo oile aya mpoone... Wa thoma o biniwa mokhukhu..
Balapa bare "ge oka fufa kudu otla kereya dikuku tje di ngata.
" monna yoo A re wa fofa a fufela godimo kamatla keabona myb o khutlile le modimo ka hlogo..
GE a re o fihla fase.. A kereya le gore neh Bare Dikuku di fedile...
Even 2day o kereke ya Zion #SMASH MAEKO#

4.Obe ona Le Moruti yomongwe yobe obe a sa rate o seiwa...
Tjatji le lengwe okwa a reila bicycle (paesekela) and ebe e hloka dibrik,
akwa a khokolowa pela a batho..
A fihla tsowa fase.
EIX... Batho ba tsheya blind.. A tsowa aze thintha a re
"le seisa Keng? Akere legodimong bare re folowe ka mokgwanoo!"
le 2day osa bofile pantishi. [SmAsH_MaEkO]

5.Ijo! Paepae one kgang ya go sere selo thwi.
Lehono le ge ke eya sekolong ka bo iri ya seswai,
ke fitile a fapane ka dipolelo le Segagabi,
gomme Segagabi a fets a mo isa seatla. O mo iteile ka legosi\mpama,
kekwa Paepae are "O kase mpethe la bobedi."
Ba mogota ka legala le lengwe la mpama, ke kwa are "O kase mpethe la boraro."
Segagabi a mmetha gape,yaba nna kea feta ka leba sekolong.
Ge ke bowa sekolong ka bo iri ya bone, ke ba hwetsa gape ba sale gona kua,
Segagabi a fetsa go betha Paepae gape.
Kege Paepae a rurugile thamo ye okare o momile mahlatsa.
Gomme ke kwa Paepae are "O kase mpethe la bo 2976."
 

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1.1.kunwe kutukana kwo buya kwa vunda
record chykoloni cha Gubukubu musi
mudedzy wakho wa History bory hudiwe
na zwi2 zwa kale kwone kwa hwala miako
muc kuchy budziswa ury y kuchiry ndiba
kale kwary ndi nga ury ndi ex ya Yeso.

i.ndikhou tangana na lujonngo nga
uri ubva dzi 15 uswika dzi 17
ndandigai ndikhouitani ndari
ndandi (brain)ndikhou braya nama
nga brai stand ndari inwi naniga
ari ovha amunyanyani akhou braya
na nama nga (nyanya stand)

Mzansiin : sep 04, 18:46
2.Mukalaha vho lovha vha sathu
zekana na mufumakadzi
wavho,mufumakad zi vha jia vha
thukula vhudzimu vha phula buli
kha luvhondo lwa bedroom he
duvha na duvha vhaya vhadi thusa
munna wa nextdoor a vhona zwe
musadzi vha ita a swika a visa zwo
nambetedziwaho luvhondoni a
panga zwawe
vhusiku honovha musadzi vhada
na lufhanga vha thukula vhe-
daddy rikho muvela kha room
ntshwa

Mzansiin : sep 05, 18:08
3.Zwothoma ndikho
soko ditshimbilela,
ndi tshito bvelela kha bada yoya Musanda,
ha mbodi bvelela munwe nwana wa vhudi blind,
we ndavha nditshi mufuna mara ndi tshito mushona,
houla nwana a soko smiler, nda murwa nga smile
tsha mupengo a dada, Ari "ni khoya gai?"
ndari "nda khoda ha hawe!" A setshelela ari
"inwi nia penga wee, sa lini?" Nda musedza matoni,
Ndari "aribve badani
riyo imela hafhala fhasi ha muri"
Uto swika fhasi ha muri,
ri tshito sedzana fhedzi, ambo didi latela kha nne,
nda mutendela zwothe zwine a khodo ita,
a kwatamisela thoho yanga khae a nhevhedza, mara nda sipfe
uri ori mini cz hovha huna mimuya nyana,
A disa mulomo wawe kha wanga,
ra mamana lusa kondelelei, Nda thoma u
muphuledzekanya hothe nakha Madamu,
nditshi tsela na Tshipakoni, A thoma u nukala,
na Nne hangeno fhasi nda ipfa yoto ndiii, Nda gonyisela
rokho yawe ntha, Nda mukwatamisa
a mpfuralela, Nda musendedzela tsini,
ndi tshiri ndia i..., aah Alarm yambo divha
ikho nkarusa eish. Miloro nayo hey!

Mzansiin : sep 23, 18:08

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Mzansiin : sep 06, 16:27
5.Ndovha ndo siya foun yanga ha Majasi..ndi tshi swika hayani nda
zwi humbula uri ndo hangwa founu yanga.
Ndi tshi humela ha Majasi nda wana o khuba o kwata lu ofhisaho.
Nne nda thoma nga u dzhiya founu yanga..ndi tshi i sedza nda
wana ina 50 MISSED CALLS dza Majasi..
Nda muvhuzisa uri ndi ngani no kwata??
Majasi ari ndo kwatela uri ndo ni founela lunzhi-lunzhi ni sa fari
founu..ndi tshi kho u toda uni vhudza uri no siya founu!!
Thongo tsha fhindula ndo mbodiva nda tuwa!Ndovha ndo siya foun
yanga ha mujou..ndi tshi swika hayani nda
zwi humbula uri ndo hangwa founu yanga.
Ndi tshi humela ha mujou nda wana o khuba o kwata lu ofhisaho.
Nne nda thoma nga u dzhiya founu yanga..ndi tshi i seza nda
wana ina 50 MISSED CALLS za mujou..
Nda muvhuzisa uri ndi ngani no kwata??
MUJOU ari ndo kwatela uri ndo ni founela lunzhi-lunzhi ni sa fari
founu..ndi tshi kho u toda uni vhuza uri no siya founu!!