Matome ke ge a mo kgahlile a leka go mosebela ka ge
abe a sa nyake gore banamedi ba kwe gore obolela eng le Nkele
Matome : Ausie ka mokgoa woo olego pila ka gona
ebile ke hloka maitswaro nna kea go rata. Are ratane hle kea go kopa
Nkele : [shouting] Abuti wee tlogela go ntswenya
ga ke nyake. Kgane Y onkgapeletsa na nxaaa
Matome abona gore banamedi ba mo lebeletse ke ge are
?Ausie wee ka kgopelo kere bula lefestere leo
otlapile asseblief maan ,okgahlwa ke re nkgelwa na. Jeeeer
Phogole
he went 2 a sangoma.D sangoma
said no problem n he gave him some muti.He also said when he is
going home any animal he point at,his 4-5 will b like dat
animal.@1st he saw a rabbit n he ddnt point at it(2small)n he also
saw a dog n he ddnt point at it (2small again)At last he saw a
donkey n he pointed@it immediately n when hn heard
movements in d trousers he smiled alone.Later at home he
called d wife 4sex n 2surprise her (coz she was always complaining
of his small organ)When he took off his trousers the wife
fainted..lol not becoz of the size of the 4-5 but matome had
mistakenly pointed 2a female donkey on d way!
Peace
Customer: "Halloo, can I order?"
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eish ....., hold on .....eh.... 698-45-54610 ..."
Operator : "OK... you're .... Mr Sfiso Majola and you're calling from
17 Retief Street. Your home number is 011 403 2366, your office 011 764
2302 and your mobile is 082 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the System Sir."
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records,
you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol levels, Sir."
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer: "OK I give up ... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is R149.99!
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank R5 720.55 since June last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives."
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawals today."
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait
you can always come and collect it on your Green Double Cab ...."
Customer: "What!" Operator : "According to the details in the system,
you own a Nissan Double Cab, ... registration number NRB 132 GP ....."
Customer: " Fsek, man. O mpolella matlakala. neh!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on the 15th July 1987?
You were convicted for using abusive language to a policeman.
I need not tell you what happened to you at Kroonstad Prison" Customer: [Speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing ...... by the way ... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic ... "
Customer: "Please cancel the order, ke tla ja sphatlho"
Operator : "Should I remind you how much fat there is in that township take-away of yours?...
Customer: "Forget it man, ke tla robala ke tlala"
Operator : "Good for you ma friend... it will help you lose that weight you are struggling with...
Shabi
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