khelobedu jokes

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  1.Ona le Lezimbabwe le lengwe bare ke "SHANGWARU" a le kgone khelobedu
... Le ro kgona ore "Ke laaka leo" Yatla nako bare Ba nyaka monna yo ba ka mmeyao Kgoshi...
Yomongwe monna A re "e kaba bttr reka beya Shangwaru
" ba botsisa shangwaru ba re "shangwaru wa dumela oba Kgoshi? Shangwaru a re "ke laka leo.
" bare ok O lukile.... Then matjatji atla nako E sepela...
Someone be a pategile soding... A ro Le beya "khesopagolo"
, yo mongwe a re a feta kuwa a khumana Phasela yela soding...
Then baya kgoro ,Ba botjisa Kgoshi bare
" mongwe o bile khesopa golo kuwa soding wena oreng ka taba yeo?
" Shangwaru a re "KE LAKA LEO" LOL NAMILE ba montsa bo kgoshing,
now kgoshi ke "malonto" #LOL NO NAME#.

2.Mokgadi oile a ngwala Newspapeng ya daily-sun ore onyaka monna
yo akase motiyego ibile wagose sepele kudu ka morago a matxatxi wa kokota
monna lebating la mokgadi,, oile ga bula a kumana ele motho wago hloka matsogo le maoto,,
mokgadi a re" kele tusa ka eng papa" monna a re"ke tlile ka taba yela ya newspaper
ke boni gore kenna yo omo nyakago"
mokgadi a re"bjale mpeteng leya go bereka bjane lele so? ".
Monna a re "kane o njiya bjang mosadi,, obona okare mo lebating Ke kokotile ka eng Makwala.

3.Ee Ahh! Obe ona le monna yomongwe a rata dikuku 2much...
Abona gore ge aka phela ka dikuku plan ke gore aye kerekeng ya Zione...
Monna yo oile aya mpoone... Wa thoma o biniwa mokhukhu..
Balapa bare "ge oka fufa kudu otla kereya dikuku tje di ngata.
" monna yoo A re wa fofa a fufela godimo kamatla keabona myb o khutlile le modimo ka hlogo..
GE a re o fihla fase.. A kereya le gore neh Bare Dikuku di fedile...
Even 2day o kereke ya Zion #SMASH MAEKO#

4.Obe ona Le Moruti yomongwe yobe obe a sa rate o seiwa...
Tjatji le lengwe okwa a reila bicycle (paesekela) and ebe e hloka dibrik,
akwa a khokolowa pela a batho..
A fihla tsowa fase.
EIX... Batho ba tsheya blind.. A tsowa aze thintha a re
"le seisa Keng? Akere legodimong bare re folowe ka mokgwanoo!"
le 2day osa bofile pantishi. [SmAsH_MaEkO]

5.Ijo! Paepae one kgang ya go sere selo thwi.
Lehono le ge ke eya sekolong ka bo iri ya seswai,
ke fitile a fapane ka dipolelo le Segagabi,
gomme Segagabi a fets a mo isa seatla. O mo iteile ka legosi\mpama,
kekwa Paepae are "O kase mpethe la bobedi."
Ba mogota ka legala le lengwe la mpama, ke kwa are "O kase mpethe la boraro."
Segagabi a mmetha gape,yaba nna kea feta ka leba sekolong.
Ge ke bowa sekolong ka bo iri ya bone, ke ba hwetsa gape ba sale gona kua,
Segagabi a fetsa go betha Paepae gape.
Kege Paepae a rurugile thamo ye okare o momile mahlatsa.
Gomme ke kwa Paepae are "O kase mpethe la bo 2976."