Wednesday, 29 January 2014

tsonga jokes

CONTINUE TO MZANSI JOKES AT MZANSIIN.CO.ZA
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1.Akuri na muyisa un'wana anga nghenela hi
matsotsi,ahaku heta kuhlamba,hi loko ahuma a
tsutsuma anga mbalaki,laha maporisa yan'wana
manga hlangana na yena,va ehleket ku mfana loyi
wapenga,van'wu teke vanyu yisa laha kungana swipengo,
ite aha tshamile na swipengo swinwani swimbirh,
lexi nwana axikha xi phasi ti hlapfi
endzen ka xikotela ,hi loko mfana luya axi
vutisa aku u phasi tingani tihlapfi.
xipeng xi hlamula xiku
wanya kam,uhleketa ku tihlapfi takoho
tita tihuma hikwini landzeni ka xikotela,

2.Akuri na mkhegula yinwan so,ayi tshama na tukul
wa yna wa xinuna.n ava tlel rumin ynwe.then one
day ku vhak xinhwanyetan xnwan.then lok ku fka
karh wo tlel kokwan va rhurhel dat grl embedwen
vna va tlel hasi na tukul wa vna.se lok vatlel lowa
jaha anavel muyen luy,aku plan iyin!! Agonya
mbedwa alanda sesi luy wa miyen.lok rixa kokwan
va vna bot luya ari mbedwen,#hku hlundzuk#se
swilo yini manjhe? Jaha riku ,eh ka kokwan nilowa.

3.Read this carefully....
A pastor was traveling Last week, he saw an old man, and gave
him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do
you know what happened in Heaven last night? The pastor was so
terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping?
How did you get the information about Heaven? The Old man
said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and
asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the
trumpets and as they were about to blow it Jesus fell down and
began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of His hands
and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't
be in vain. God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the
wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "AM GIVING THEM THEIR
LAST CHANCE.". Jesus then turned to the angels and told them to
move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON". The pastor
(sweating and crying) asked; sir, how did you know this?. The
OLD MAN replied; I am one of the Angels sent to the World.
Please use every medium of communication to send this
message. No time to waste, Please! And the old man disappeared.
Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming Soon. Please
REPENT. I beg of you. Please pass this message round. Copy and
paste it, share it, call, email and text it. PLEASE SAVE A SOUL
TODAY. Have done my part, it's now your turn to spread the
Gospel. No wealth can be compared to life everlasting in Heaven.

4.HOXANI NA NSATI
Kute siku rinwana nsati wa hoxani a kombela nuna wa yena
hoxani leswaku a nwi hluvela ticondzo loko yena aha sweka
vuswa coz a karhele siku rero..Hoxani dyo landzula dyi chata ka
fb dyambu rize rinyumpela.siku rero avadyi felangi mona hoxani
vadyi phamerile vuswa na xixevo dyidya...siku leri landzelaka
hoxani loko dyi ya ntirhwen dyi sukile na xikhafithini lexi adyi
longele hi nsati wa kona loko ku fika nkarhi wo dyidya dyi pfurile
xikhafuthini dyi kuma vuswa na xipapilana lexi axitsariwe leswi
landzelaka..NITE MIHLUVA TICONDZO TOLO MAHA
YENGA HI INTERNET SE GUGULANI NA XIXEVO
Hoxan Dyi fainter

5.Hoxani Kute siku rinwana hoxani dyiri classin dyikha dyi tsalai
xikambelo kufikele kunwana laha vanga tsala kuri WRITEi
TRUE OR FALSE -Bob Marley Was The Reggae Music Singeri
ivi hoxani ku vona sweswo dyo tsala kuri TRUE OR FALSE mudyondzisii
loko atava amakile avitana hoxan vitana staff room kuri ku twisisi..i
Mudyondzisi hoxani why unga hlawulangi xinwe ka true or false?i
Hoxani dyi hlamurile dyiku mudyondzisi mina ani landzelela instruction. i
Laha vangate write true or false.marha ku bob marley ari i
xiyimbeleri xa reggae ani switiva ani landelela instruction.. Thicara ri fainter click here

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