Zulu jokes

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1.Mavenda esebenza engadini, Kelebo no jack besebenza ngaphakathi endlini.
u Lebo no Jack ba klina baqeda babe sebevula I TV bavula namawindi ukuthi kushaye umoya.
Bashiya kudlala I bhola ku TV no Mavenda wayiqeda ingadi ba phumula
Uma sebephindela u Kelebo no Jack bafika sekungcolile endlini
bavele bacasuka wathi u Lebo heyi Jack thatha isagila mina ngizothatha lembazo
sihsaye labafana abangcolisa la endlini Waqala u jack wangena I TV ngembazo phumani
nina la endlini nidlalela ibhola la. Wathi u Kelebo ha ha ha ningene
kanjani la wangena amawindi ngesagila Wafika u Mavenda ne forkspade wathi yila
ma tiles lawa abenza badlale kahle wawangena nge forkspade

2.Uthsha kagrd2 ubuza izingane ukuth isiph isilwane
esgijima kunazo zonk?? zish lokhu,nalokhuya izingane
bese isukuma enye ith ishende ath uthsha ishende???
wawulibonaph ath laphuma ligijima phans kombheke kamama
ubaba walijaha ngomkhont wangalifhca wabuya eseth kuyagijima lokhu
uthsha:linjan mulibuka?? ath umfund libtkeka njengomunt
kodwa lona aligqok futh linomsila omncane phambili

3.Nangoke uthisha ebhalisa ispeed test
umbuzo wokuqala bhala ukudla okuhlanu okuthandayo (10 marks)
bagxuma bahlala ojomo no nsephe
pizza,fish nd chips,cheese burger,chocolate cake nd hot wings
umbuzo 2 kuphekwa kanjan lokudla okubhale ngenhla (25 marks)
kwezwakala ubufohlololo bamaphepha eklasini sekuqalwa phansi
uphuthu,ummbila,ubhontshisi

4.singathi ubani odinga isicoco sobulima la?
(1)Ubaba uthenge imoto afike kwakhe ayibophe
ngentambo egcekeni abuze unkosikaz ''baba
uyibophelani imoto ngentambo'' aphendule
umthombeni ''ay nkoskazi ngifuna iqale i jwayele
ekaya'' (2)umagceke washutha isithombe se ID ephethwe
isifo uzagiga,kuze kube manje i ID ayisavaleki
(3)siyozingela nomkhulu ehlathini salahlekelwa
usheleni umkhulu wathi asikhuthuze amaqhwagi
(4)kwa mdelwa bonke bagunde izimbungculu kodwa
bavuka ekuseni babange ikama
(5)umagceke ubhema iwoonga ngimcele ukuthi
angiwashele imoto wangibuza ama peks.
(6)ugogo kamathayi uma ephuma kohola impesheni
ungena ngewindi uthi umnyango uyathathela
(7)ugogo kamathayi mangabe efuna ukudlala
izingoma ezipholile ufaka iradio efridgin
(8)umfundi:mem bengicela ukudweba uzahara
thisha:oh k kodwa wenze sho ukuthi ipencil yakho
*iloliwe*

5.UJomo uhamba ngesithuthu uya kubo kwentombi yakhe
ukuyodla idina kugcwele etafuleni kudliwe kuqedwe
bese kuthiwa ozokhuluma kuqala uyena ozogeza izitsha
kwathuleka etafuleni engekho okhuluma nomunye wavele
uJomo wabamba amabele entombi yakhe kwathuleka nje
endlini waze wenza ucansi baqeda akekho okhulumayo asuke
lapho angenele umama wakhona amqede ngocansi nayo
kuthuleke kungakhulumi muntu kuth kusuka lapho livele liyidlive
linethe izulu akhumbule uJomo mhlezane ethenga isthuthuthu kwathiwa
asigcobe uVaseline embhobhweni malinetha ukuze singafi akhiphe uVaseline
kwezwakala ngobaba wekhaya esethi
"Fuseg wena awuboni yini ukuthi ngiyozigeza izitsha" .