tswana jokes

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1.ke ntse ke tswa go reka lunch ha C.B.D.
i saw a grown up lady le a young boy(aged around 5).
what attracted my attention ke go utlwa mosadimogolo
a ntse a raya mosimanyana wa teng a ntse a re:
"Degree, stop it please"
something came to my mind: why mosimanyana o a bitswa such a great name!?
then i greeted mosadimogolo n later asked:
"this boy looks so bright, why le mmitsa Degree?"
mosadimogolo; ngwanaka(me), selelo le khuranyo ya meno.
we sent his mother to varsity, that's what she got for us(pointing at the boy).
i was so hurt n i called this boy Degree since mmagwe a paletswe ke gotla ka tsone!

2.*blast from the past*
Diane tsa segompieno......reloaded
- Kgakakgolo ga ke na mabala......Maybe ke colour-blind
-Meno mašweu......Thanx to Colgate
-Moja morago..... Ke Bari
- Se bone tholwana borethe... .. E tshwana le tennis ball.
-Mosadi ke tšhwene o...... Dula ko Pretoria zoo
-Sedikwa ke ntsa pedi... Ke go lomiwa fela
-Mmangwana o tshwara... madi a maintenance
- Tsela kgopo... .. ga e na Skontiri
- Sekhukhuni se bonwa ke. ....Daily news
- Se se nkganang.. ( i like this one)_ A: Ke tlo se Reipa
- Le fa o ka e buela leopeng... Scorpions se tlo go tshwara...
-Gaabo motho ... Ke moo a tswaletsweng gona
-Phiri ya mekoke mebedi..... Re e tseela o one.......

3.Nako nngwe a santse a bala 1....Nthabiseng abo a latela teachara a batla go itse sengwe
nthabiseng: teacher a mama o kgona go ithwala(get pregnant) ??
teacher: o na le dingwaga tse kahe??
nthabiseng: tse 37 teacher: ee o a kgona
nthabiseng: nkgonne wa ngwanyana ene?
teacher: o na le dignwaga tse kahe??
nthabiseng:tse 16 teacher: ee ngwanaka.....o a kgona
nthabiseng: nna? morutabana: o na le dingwaga tse kahe neh ngwanaka?
nthabiseng: tse 6 teacher :hehe nnyaya ngwanaka ga o kgone
lemogang o ne a ntse a iphitlhile ka fa morago
ga setilo ke fa o goa a re ''waa bona?? ke go reile kare oska wara!!"